THE STAFF HOCKEY MATCH. 1969
- from Phoenix 69 [undated - assumed post-October 1969]

It was a cold, cloudy morning, the second of April. The whole school was standing expectantly around the field, awaiting the appearance of the two teams. First on the scene were the Reverend, Mr. Mulliner, accompanied by his orange hat, and Mr. Barker, clad in maxi-length shorts. The other teachers followed at intervals, all looking shy, but confident. Then appearad the challengers, led by Mick Fletcher and his band. Excitement rose as the players took their positions, after an attempt at the National Anthem, by the band.

The match began. At once the magnificent skill of Mr. Barker was shown. Within a few minutes, after the Funeral March had been played by the band, M. Gallet scored a goal. Reverend Watkins was wounded on the leg, and soon retired, limping. He was replaced by the Chemistry Assistant. Miss Cleary, showing skill in defence, fouled Walia, leaving him sprawled on the grass. The half-time whistle blew.

Would it be a victory for the teachers, or would the pupils win through? Miss Williams daringly stripped in the centre of the pitch, revealing scanty blue shorts (very cheeky.) amid cries of approval from the male spectators.

After a slight rest, the players were once again ready for the fray. The staff certainly showed skill, but we did notice that Miss Woodall and the ball rarely came in contact. The pupils, however, led by Walia, did try very hard and it was sheer bad luck that a goal was not scored.

The match was finally clinched by Miss Williams, who scored after a great brawl in the goalmouth. She was subsequently raised by an enthusiastic Mr. Muller.

The match was all too soon over; a two-nil victory for the staff. I would like to thank, on behalf of the school, our staff and sixth form for such an entertaining match.

P. Howse VB